Seriously, Jeph Loeb STOP.

The comic: Ultimate Hulk Annual #1



The story: Zarda from one of the Squadron Supreme universes fights the Ultimate Hulk because Hulk won't wear pants and wants to eat waffles. They fight. Hulk comes close to beating Zarda. She admires him for some reason or other. They both eat waffles. Then Zarda and the Hulk have sex.


Jeph Loeb stop this shit.

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in the future the only way to settle disputes will be to climb on a comrades back and fight for your very souls against hordes of other men, women, and children mounted on top of each other. one team will challenge the odds...

LEX LUTHOR & DR. OCTOPUS

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