The comic: Ultimate Hulk Annual #1
The story: Zarda from one of the Squadron Supreme universes fights the Ultimate Hulk because Hulk won't wear pants and wants to eat waffles. They fight. Hulk comes close to beating Zarda. She admires him for some reason or other. They both eat waffles. Then Zarda and the Hulk have sex.
Jeph Loeb stop this shit.
1 comment:
The shit starts even before ...
- If Hulk is wearing no pants, then where is the money he is offering coming from ...?
- Would the Ultimate Hulk that eats people offer to pay his lunch in the first place ...?
- How realistic is the waitress and the restaurant's owner refusing him entry instead of running away ...?
- What are the chances of Zarda and Hulk meeting in the middle of Kansas in the same dinner place..?
- If all parts of the body of Bruce Banner are experimenting the same enlargement factor, only ElastiGirl from the Doom Patrol could accomodate the Hulk ...
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